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mariosflamingwhiskers:

bangarangn1tram:

third-class-kickass:

cafeofthedamned:

mariosflamingwhiskers:

Post

reblog

reaction gif

white girl getting offended

I literally just made this post to see if text posts were working from my phone I didn’t want this to happen

emilydamnit:

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

Nick and I are laughing at this way to hard.

awwk-turtle:

riseafterfalling:

last thing.

Wishful

• Survey: What form of birth control do you use?
• Me: Homosexuality

I built him, I take care of him, I’ll fix him.

hopeless-faerie:

for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

chickensandwich:

ailaxolotl:

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

yo whatever

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look